Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dean: One Candidate Must Quit | The Onion [Funny]

Dean: One Candidate Must Quit | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Dean: One Candidate Must Quit

Democratic Party chairman Howard Dean said that, in order to maintain party unity, either Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama would have to drop out of the presidential primary race. What do you think?

Young Woman

Alice Peralta,
Systems Analyst
"Shouldn't be a problem. The Clintons have always bowed out gracefully."

Black Man

Roy Messner,
Construction Worker
"Nah, I bet they could also maintain unity if one of them died in a plane crash."

Young Man

Kenny Stoyanoff,
Church Organist
"I agree. Americans participating in the democratic process by getting to vote has become a needless waste of time."

No comments: