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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Flaws In FBI Watchlist
An audit revealed that there were notable inaccuracies over the past three years in information the FBI was providing to the government about terror suspects. What do you think?
Cynthia Meline,
FBI Agent
"The list's flaws are, at the very least, overstated. We will bring Osama bin Goldberg to justice."
Jaime Bavitz,
Systems Analyst
"You can't expect the FBI to provide reliable information when they disavowed the supernatural for nine seasons on The X-Files."
Marcus Haynes,
Personnel Manager
"Accurate, inaccurate—look, do they want the information or not?"
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